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How does one start a new solo career?  By making a new music video filmed in New Orleans.  Here is lead singer Hamilton Leithauser of The Walkmen kicking off his new career in his video, “11 O’ Clock Friday Night”.

Looking forward to the debut album!!

*Edited: Actually, this is Ham’s second video

My favorite 6 yr old niece warming up on the bars at her first performance #nailedit #thestrokes #gymnastics #fitness #parallelbars #games #slomo #onlyniece #video #gym (at Ivanov’s Gymnastics Academy)

When one is hungry, one sees things differently…PIE THANK YOU #PietySt #typeface #font #bywater (at The Crescent Park)

When one is hungry, one sees things differently…PIE THANK YOU #PietySt #typeface #font #bywater (at The Crescent Park)

The Black Keys NEW single “Fever”.

LouiSA ST. #oui #myname #Huy #bywater #vsco #yes #french (at The Crescent Park)

LouiSA ST. #oui #myname #Huy #bywater #vsco #yes #french (at The Crescent Park)

Who needs meat when you have prefect al dente fettuccine?#consistencyofmeat #handmadeinhouse #meatnotnecessary #nola #foodporn  (at Oak Oven)

Who needs meat when you have prefect al dente fettuccine?#consistencyofmeat #handmadeinhouse #meatnotnecessary #nola #foodporn (at Oak Oven)



PUBLISHED ON 3/21/2014

If you live in New Orleans, people are going to come visit you (as they completely should!) — whether you like it or not — and you’re inevitably going to have to try and rectify their horrendous misconceptions. Helping you do that, here’s a primer on the things you’ll need to explain.

1. It’s pronounced “New OAR-linz”
Not “New Or-LEENZ” and certainly not “N’awlins.” No one says that. Ever. We don’t know where that came from, but it’s silly, and if you try it, people will laugh at you and/or look at you funny. 

2. We do not use cardinal directions
Directions are thus: Uptown, Downtown, River, Lake. If you ask us if your hotel is “north of here”, we’ll have no idea what you’re talking about. 

3. That broad, grassy expanse of terrain between the two lanes of a boulevard is called the “neutral ground”
There’s some history behind that. A “median” has something to do with statistics, but we’re not exactly sure.

Not a “tram”, not a “trolley”, not a “metro”, and certainly not a “subway”. 

5. We don’t bury our dead
If you bury something in NOLA, it’s likely to pop back up with the next hard rain, which happens a fair bit here. Since people tend to get upset when their deceased loved ones literally rise from the grave, we intern them in above-ground mausoleums, which make our cemeteries unique and beautiful places that are fascinating to explore.

6. It’s flat
So flat, in fact, that NOLA has only one hill, and that one was built by the WPA in the 1930s to give local children “the experience of a hill”. If you’d like to climb it, it’s called “Monkey Hill”, and it’s at the Audubon Zoo.

7. Pretty much nothing is pronounced as it’s spelled
Phonetics have no place in the 504. Calliope Street? “KAL-ee-ope”. Same for Melpomene (“MEL-poe-meen”), Burgundy (“ber-GUN-dee”), Terpsichore (“TERP-suh-core”), and so on. Also, PRAW-leens and puh-KAHNS. 

8. You’re probably not going to be murdered
Yes, there is crime in New Orleans, and it can be pretty bad, but it’s been getting steadily safer. Just don’t treat it like Disneyland for drunks. Use a little common sense, and you should be just fine.
9. Yes! It’s legal to drink outdoors!
So long as it’s in a plastic container called a “go cup”. Go get one!

10. Not everyone speaks French
New Orleans has a rich French heritage (also Spanish, Italian, Irish, Jewish…), but this isn’t Montreal dammit.
11. It gets ABYSMALLY humid here, particularly in the late Summer
This being the tropics — you can tell by the banana trees and flying cockroaches the size of Volkswagens — July and August in NOLA are pretty much insufferable.

12. We’re secretly afraid of driving into a canal or a bayou
Because it happens. It’s freaking terrifying. And not just because of the giant amphibious, orange-toothed rodents that call our part of the country home.

13. Don’t go to Bourbon St
There’s a lot of history on Bourbon, and it’s maybe worth checking out once, if you’ve never seen it, then moving on to other, way better parts of the French Quarter.

14. Boobs for beads?
Not unless you’re Joe Francis.
It’s a wonderful thing! Locals genuinely love it. Here’s how you can, too.

16. Strangers will speak to you
Do not be alarmed or recoil in horror — they’re not obsessed with you, that’s just part of life down here.  You’ll probably learn a lot about their sex life, literature preferences, prosthetic limbs, prison terms, and so on, and you’ll part as friends. 

17. The term WHO DAT! is a statement
Hence the lack of a question mark. If somebody shouts WHO DAT! in your direction, there are only two acceptable responses: “WHO DAT!” and “Yeah you rite!!!” The NFL tried to claim a trademark on “WHO DAT!” not long ago. New Orleans was not pleased. The NFL didn’t win.

18. We genuinely love to dance
Grannies dance. Kids dance. Dentists and plumbers and tax attorneys dance. Even the local police dance. When you go to see a show in NOLA, feel free to move and not just stand there like a terrified corpse.

19. The people who live here are, you know… people
We have normal lives, jobs, children, mortgages, professional ambitions, etc. Our home just happens to be slightly (or drastically) more fun and bizarre than yours. 

20. There is a New Orleans accent… it’s just not what you think it is
Not all New Orleanians have a thick accent, and some natives might not have much of one at all. But the real New Orleans accent has been so mangled and misrepresented in various media (we’re looking your way, Kevin Costner in J.F.K.), people are often unprepared for the weird, wonderful, Brooklyn-by-the-way-of-the-Mississippi-Delta way many of us actually speak. This is called the “yat” accent, as in “Where y’at?” which is a common greeting here. It sounds like this.

21. New Orleans is NOT the South
NOLA may be located geographically in the southern part of the United States… but It’s essentially a banana republic within the rest of Louisiana. Or, as one local chef once put it, “a northern annexation of Haiti.”

22. This town smells
Depending on where you are (or “where y’at,” rather) and what time of year it is, New Orleans might smell like horse manure, cigarettes, urine, dead fish, marijuana, vomit, diesel fumes, fried chicken, Confederate jasmine, old wood, coffee, Angel’s Trumpet flowers, mown grass, mossy trees, and sweet olive.
Decisions Decisions #vscocam #nola #farm #firstworldproblems (at Hollygrove Farmer’s Market)

Decisions Decisions #vscocam #nola #farm #firstworldproblems (at Hollygrove Farmer’s Market)

My knock-off Boiling Crab Shebang Sauce #vscocam #reverseengineering #foodporn #nola #lent

My knock-off Boiling Crab Shebang Sauce #vscocam #reverseengineering #foodporn #nola #lent

Manhunt #findthisguy #banksy #art #nola #neworleans #losangeles #wanted

Manhunt #findthisguy #banksy #art #nola #neworleans #losangeles #wanted

If you are a True Detective fan, then you will appreciate this clip

Q  #bbq #foodporn #nola #vscocam (at McClure’s Barbecue)

Q #bbq #foodporn #nola #vscocam (at McClure’s Barbecue)

Butcher paper porn #nola #vscocam #lunch #foodporn #lunch  (at Parkway Bakery & Tavern)

Butcher paper porn #nola #vscocam #lunch #foodporn #lunch (at Parkway Bakery & Tavern)

Only in N’awlins will there be an all female brass band playing between band sets. It should be an industry standard, right? #nola #brassband #girlpower #neworleans #thewalkmen (at One Eyed Jacks)